{"product_id":"keep-your-balls-t-shirt","title":"KEEP YOUR BALLS T-SHIRT","description":"\u003cp\u003eJust a reminder, so these pervs don't have to encounter this Father's wrath!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e7 Armors T-shirts are made in the USA \u0026amp; shipped direct from the 7 Armors shop in Texas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex cut crew neck, tailored fit 4.2 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVery soft 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight with just the right amount of stretch  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTag-less for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed \u0026amp; Shoulder taping \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine Wash Cold \u0026amp; Tumble Dry Low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eT-shirts designed for high impact Faith \u0026amp; Freedom fighting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/0024\/2453\/files\/30017-ARMORSSZGUIDE_600x600.png?v=1695652476\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/0024\/2453\/files\/30017-ARMORSSZGUIDE_600x600.png?v=1695652476\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"7 ARMORS","offers":[{"title":"SM \/ GRAY","offer_id":48822808838400,"sku":"sku-48413938417941","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SM \/ FDE","offer_id":48822808871168,"sku":"sku-48413938450709","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SM \/ CLAY","offer_id":48822808903936,"sku":"sku-48413938516245","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SM \/ BLUE","offer_id":48822808936704,"sku":"sku-48413938581781","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MED \/ GRAY","offer_id":48822808969472,"sku":"sku-48413938680085","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MED \/ FDE","offer_id":48822809002240,"sku":"sku-48413938712853","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MED \/ CLAY","offer_id":48822809035008,"sku":"sku-48413938778389","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MED \/ BLUE","offer_id":48822809067776,"sku":"sku-48413938843925","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ GRAY","offer_id":48822809100544,"sku":"sku-48413938942229","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ FDE","offer_id":48822809133312,"sku":"sku-48413938974997","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ CLAY","offer_id":48822809166080,"sku":"sku-48413939040533","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ BLUE","offer_id":48822809198848,"sku":"sku-48413939106069","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ GRAY","offer_id":48822809231616,"sku":"sku-48413939204373","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ FDE","offer_id":48822809264384,"sku":"sku-48413939237141","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ CLAY","offer_id":48822809297152,"sku":"sku-48413939302677","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":48822809329920,"sku":"sku-48413939368213","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ GRAY","offer_id":48822809362688,"sku":"sku-48413939466517","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ FDE","offer_id":48822809395456,"sku":"sku-48413939499285","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ CLAY","offer_id":48822809428224,"sku":"sku-48413939564821","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":48822809460992,"sku":"sku-48413939630357","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ GRAY","offer_id":48822809493760,"sku":"sku-48413939728661","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ FDE","offer_id":48822809526528,"sku":"sku-48413939761429","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ CLAY","offer_id":48822809559296,"sku":"sku-48413939826965","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":48822809592064,"sku":"sku-48413939892501","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ GRAY","offer_id":48822809624832,"sku":"sku-48413939990805","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ FDE","offer_id":48822809657600,"sku":"sku-48413940023573","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ CLAY","offer_id":48822809690368,"sku":"sku-48413940089109","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ BLUE","offer_id":48822809723136,"sku":"sku-48413940154645","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0839\/5069\/8752\/files\/keep-your-balls-t-shirt-sm-blue-shirts-167.webp?v=1781109985","url":"https:\/\/therandomthing2026.myshopify.com\/products\/keep-your-balls-t-shirt","provider":"The Random Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}